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19th July 2023

Post reblogged from God's Little Bastard with 962 notes

weepingwitch:

it’s so funny how ppl sometimes forget that some light sexual assault is just part of the airport security process for some of us lol like I’ll be like going through security is the worst part of flying and they’ll be like yeah it’s so annoying having to take your shoes off and I say no I mean the part where a TSA agent gropes your genitalia and makes a face at you

Tagged: disband security theatre NOWi know my transgender swag breaks the scanner can we please move on nowq

19th July 2023

Post reblogged from That Was A Mistake with 58,032 notes

kylejsugarman:

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

Tagged: espresso makeror go back to college as a non-matriculating student and just take classes for funabout meq

19th July 2023

Post reblogged from the gayest man alive with 3,562 notes

lieutenant-columbro:

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Tagged: this is truecolumboq

18th July 2023

Post reblogged from God's Little Bastard with 799 notes

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

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good morning america let’s get this money

for the record this tastes like underage drinking in your freshman dorms in the best way possible

Tagged: i hate seltzers but i need this so badalchoholyou don't understand i NEED to try this

18th July 2023

Post reblogged from tsuffering™ with 385 notes

lovepokemontcg:

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illus. Hataya “Ralts” from Astral Radiance

Tagged: yay ralts we love raltspokemonraltsartq

17th July 2023

Post reblogged from Cadenza with 43,486 notes

fried-berries:

romcommunist:

the name “theresa” is so funny like. theres a what

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Tagged: i love a good bilingual jokeq

15th July 2023

Post reblogged from "Gooless wonder" with 308 notes

boymartyr:

gender cornforming but i’m an unreliable narrator so everyone has a different interpretation of the author’s intent

Tagged: literallygender stuffq

15th July 2023

Photoset reblogged from Diet Coke Isn't Counter-Culture with 5,952 notes

m0nr0ev1lle:

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Firefly Festival | 9/23/22 | x

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My fave photo of gee with leg

Tagged: this is so funnymcrmy chemical romanceq

14th July 2023

Post reblogged from wherever, whatever, have a nice day. with 15,861 notes

fallingtowers:

gun is a beautiful mother animal and it gives birth to baby bullets who are so fast and small and strong

Tagged: mista mista postgun mentionq

13th July 2023

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vintagewildlife:

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Mud salamander
By: Unknown photographer
From: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Animal Life
1961

Tagged: any day you see a salamander is a good dayanimalamphibianssalamanderq

13th July 2023

Post reblogged from normal about video games with 1,563 notes

malefiicarum:

whats everyones toxic trait as a dragon age fan. not an unpopular opinion!!!!! but a toxic trait. mine is that i will always find a justification for making leliana divine and have no intention of ever doing otherwise :)

Tagged: extremely pro-mage EXCEPT when i'm with fenrisdragon ageq

11th July 2023

Post reblogged from o, what providence! what divine intelligence! with 209 notes

louisegluckpdf:

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Tagged: meeeeeeeeq

11th July 2023

Post reblogged from Tell The Stars You Won with 277 notes

findingtarshish:

Vampire running down the street with a blood bag in her mouth. shes late for elysium. is this anything

Tagged: op it's everythingvtmvampiresq

11th July 2023

Post reblogged from tsuffering™ with 6,367 notes

cherrystrawberrie:

Eduardo chikito monday

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Tagged: SO EXTREMELY BABYfmaq

9th July 2023

Post reblogged from 🌧☂ with 10,431 notes

edwad:

sorry boss, i can’t make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don’t want to

Tagged: me putting in my notice this weekq